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My dad made this. And left it on my porch today. Best dad ever.

A contract concepted, written and executed by and between two 10-year-old step-sisters(ish).

Normal, right?

It’s totally normal to cry uncontrollably twice per month, right? On the first full night your kids go to their dad’s house? Twice per month for the last six years???? I seriously need a life.

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Conversation with my 10 y/o following a sleepover at our house:

Me: Thanks for cleaning up all the blankets and pillows, babe.

10 y/o: Yep.

Me: Hey, if I open that closet in the hallway, are blankets and pillows going to explode all over like in the cartoons?

10 y/o: Yep.

The fuck? 14 year olds are terrible.

Sushi in Southern California makes me happy.

WHAT?????!!!

This dog. It might be my last weekend with him. We have an approved adopter. I’m a foster and this was always intended to be temporary. They’d better be good to him.

This dog. It might be my last weekend with him. We have an approved adopter. I’m a foster and this was always intended to be temporary. They’d better be good to him.

Not a big NFL fan, but entertaining clients, so you know…

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