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A contract concepted, written and executed by and between two 10-year-old step-sisters(ish).

Normal, right?

It’s totally normal to cry uncontrollably twice per month, right? On the first full night your kids go to their dad’s house? Twice per month for the last six years???? I seriously need a life.

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Conversation with my 10 y/o following a sleepover at our house:

Me: Thanks for cleaning up all the blankets and pillows, babe.

10 y/o: Yep.

Me: Hey, if I open that closet in the hallway, are blankets and pillows going to explode all over like in the cartoons?

10 y/o: Yep.

The fuck? 14 year olds are terrible.

Sushi in Southern California makes me happy.

WHAT?????!!!

This dog. It might be my last weekend with him. We have an approved adopter. I’m a foster and this was always intended to be temporary. They’d better be good to him.

This dog. It might be my last weekend with him. We have an approved adopter. I’m a foster and this was always intended to be temporary. They’d better be good to him.

Not a big NFL fan, but entertaining clients, so you know…

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I find this to be good shit.

Look at this dog. LOOK at him. He was about to be euthanized. I am fostering him for an organization that pulls dogs off death row and finds homes for them. The thought of this dog being put down for any of the potential reasons it was about to happen sickens me. He’s awesome and lovable and WAY better behaved than my own two dogs. I’ll keep him till I find something worthy of his ownership.

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